Tig Ol' Bitties
Oh My God!
Lauren is a ho, love Jasmine
Thank you to Emilié for the GIF!




tokzilla:

I was really sick yesterday and I guess at some point drew this????

I’m so sorry.Don’t draw when you’re sick.


sir-markiplier:

My Edits:
Markiplier/JonTron Edition

sir-markiplier:

My Edits:
Markiplier/JonTron Edition




Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.


trugazi:

my constant state of being 

trugazi:

my constant state of being 


joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no



thatfunnyblog:

image



dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 


footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA


ruinedchildhood:

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

the struggle is real


askaceattorney:

Dear Roxy,

Nein.

Sexual electricity.

-Klavier Gavin


tags: #dork
bulletformylauren:

Why
Why do i not have your face and body

bulletformylauren:

Why
Why do i not have your face and body


urined:

The tumblr app would be 80 times better if the follower list wasn’t like randomized